a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”
sometimes I feel like a seal is just a neutral sea lion
without an ion
u n a c c e p t a b l e
please tell me that they are both in a relationship
actual tears forming right now.
I am in such a laugh-y mood! :3
i searched up last minute halloween costumes on google and then this came up
and then i was like waht. but then i get itttt noWW ITS A CEILING FAN OMG HAHAHAHAHA
*slow clap of appreciation for this fucking costume*
Slinky is trying so hard
The tale of a Slinky trying the best he could in his world. In this riveting new short film, Slinky overcomes what everyone thought was too foolish to even try. He completely abolishes the stair-eotypes of his ancestors and treads onto a new life.
“This had me at the edge of my seat gasping when he was at the lower right corner and nearly didn’t recover.” - A voice in my head.
“Every single time he fumbled and almost stopped going, I thought I was going to let the beasts come out of me.” - My sphincter.
“I literally screamed when he was close to the end of the treadmill. I FLAILED MY ARMS. I DON’T DO THAT FOR JUST ANYTHING.” - What I yelled to my teddy afterward.
**This short film should be played with volume in order to be truly appreciated**
Hitler puns are always win.