irresistable


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mcdonaldskank666:

” German guy confused by the meaning of “Party Pooper”. “

HAHAHAHAHAH OMG

I CAN’T BREATHE

My chest hurts. THAT is how much I laughed at this. 





So this is how Saturday ended:

Went to a party, the first one I’ve gone to since Dec/Jan, and I get really awkward. I mean, I didn’t know many people there. So don’t talk to anyone except like…4 people.
At parties I’m a dancing maniac….and I didn’t dance. Maybe a song and a half.
I drank with the intention of getting a buzz and nothing.
I leave and come home.
Now I’m sitting here with ice cream and looking for my cat…who is outside somewhere.
I mean…at least I left my house?
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omfpicklejuice look at poor pluto

omfpicklejuice look at poor pluto

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