Talking to your parents on the phone
I AM FUCKIGN CRYING I DID NOT EXPECT THIS AT ALL I AM LAUGHING OUT LOUD OH Y FUCKIGNG FOD
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
- Bodies are hairy. No matter the gender, your face will have hair and that is more than okay.
- Your butthole is going to have some hair too. And maybe your nipples. And your tummy. And where ever else.
- Stretch marks. Those are a…
I hate the phrase “boys will be boys” and I think it should be replaced with “bad parenting results in assholes”
So I was on a long car ride today with my parents and I fell asleep in the backseat and I HAD A DREAM WHERE I WAS ON MY PHONE READING SMUT FANFIC
WATA RE YOU DOINGT O ME TUMBLRR
If your parents ever walk into your room.
Open this link.
Then pretend to type.
this is the best thing ever
I AM RIGHT NOW DOING A DOCTOR WHO ESSAY DUDE
HOLY shIT THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF TIME