Dang, children are super creepy.
The future of the world, everyone.
They fit in with this website full of murderers.
captainamerica-in-middle-earth:
why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands?
I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS FOR THE RECORD I HAD A NOSE BLEED IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER
hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood. just fyi
do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would kill them?
THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE IS JUST ALL MADE UP OF MURDERERS
today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder
thx
one time when i was 5 i was sitting next to this girl from my class and we really hated each other for whatever reason and she thought that apple seeds were deadly poisonous (bc we learned that you arent supposed to eat them so she jumped to conclusions i guess) so she tried to feed me one and i said no and looking back on it i realize that she legitimately tried to murder me
Sometimes I lay awake in bed and think of this scene and almost pee myself laughing.
Remember when OJ Simpson definitely did not murder his wife but published a book explaining how he would have done it, hypothetically speaking