-ritalauren:

warallthetime:

i don’t understand but i want to join

omdg. go on that website. i pretty much peed my pants at the broom mop

Quote from website:

(In fine print) “Old Zealand, Older Zealand”

“Broom bristles are firm enough for effective sweeping, yet soft enough to tickle the stomach of a shirtless man from a distance without producing the usual “bristle rash”

HAHAHAHA.