We need to talk about how I never need blush.
it can take me 3 hours to put on eyeliner mediocrely -
but I never
have to worry about blush
Hey look! I actually looked like a person today but no one was around to see it.
Whaddup I actually look kinda like a girl again.
I am sorry, I have been lying to you guys for all these years.
I am actually just a floating bust with frizzy hair.
I apologize and hope you all forgive me.
PS. I only post selfies on days I have on copious amounts of make-up because without it, I look like a fart.
I want a hug, but I don’t want anyone to touch me.
Despite me having a shitty beyond shitty day, I look real good for this bachelorette party I’m supposed to go to with my mom.
wet hair •w•
haha Guys, I’m blogging with my favourite shirt on and no pants after a shit day/week.
I am really tired but I need to clean.
Momma comes home in two days and the house is a disaster.
Good job, Liarys.
People at work kept telling me how nice my face looked today.
it’s my HAIR you were supposed to notice today!
the only reason my face looks okay is because I figured out how to put my make-up on all proper-like.
but anywho, here’s my face because it looked decent.
but I might just upload a picture of me with my regular face [no make-up] just so you guys can see how horrid my face really is!!