i submitted 10 puns to a contest, hoping one would win
im in philosophy and were talking about how you can doubt everything’s existence except for your own consciousness and the guy that sits in front of me just turns around tears streaming down his face and goes “i am on so many drugs”
Okay so I love those, “actual line on Supernatural” posts, and BtVS has some gems. So I’ve compiled some gifs for an, “actual Buffy line” post. Enjoy!
I somehow forgot how much I love Buffy.
Captains Log. Stardate 91495.83. A meteorite crashed through the window again last nite. Another rectangular prismoid w/ attached note reading “fuck of nerd”. could be a message
Did you guys know that for the s7x08 title card
they actually had a fancy wedding cake made and blew it up and got in trouble by the network for the bill
I’m writing a modern version of Romeo and Juliet for english class and I’m making them dumb teenagers like they should be and I thought tumblr might appreciate some excerpts from my planning document
Oh yeah and romeo’s going to be sulking about rosaline friendzoning him at the start
I’m really trying to emphasise the ‘stupid kids’ thing here
none of your mythological faves were even remotely straight like welcome 2 the real world jackass hercules had a fuckton of anal sex
People believe what they choose to.it’s literally not a matter of belief there is literally a vase with a painting of zeus fucking his cupbearer ganymede while ganymede is holding a dildo like u can’t just not believe in thousand year old pottery
Best Parks and Rec outtake ever. Possibly one of the funniest moments of any show ever. This cast is perfection.
one of my favorite things in the world
Slow. Clap. http://ift.tt/1euhu0D
favorite linguist joke and i will never not reblog it
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. THIS IS SO NASTY. WHAT IS THIS STRANGELY SHAPED, HI RES FUCKED UP PIECE OF SHIT. SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME THIS DISGUSTING MASS OF WHAT THE FUCK EVER THIS EVEN IS. WHY DO THINGS EXIST LIKE THIS. WHAT THE HELL DO I TAG THIS NASTY THING. WHAT IS THIS. WHAT IS THIS
it’s a sliced mango holy shit
oh. i like mangoes.
I deleted grindr and jackd off my phone someone be proud of me
Heterosexuals are incredible