i submitted 10 puns to a contest, hoping one would win
Slow. Clap. http://ift.tt/1euhu0D
favorite linguist joke and i will never not reblog it
i really want to buy one of these grocery checkout dividers but the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back
This is like the most innocent joke I’ve ever read
i am knocking
okay that is my new favourite joke
i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it
Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.
I would love to see a Doctor Who episode with Matt Smith and David Tennant in it but that would be a pair-a-docs.
this is literally the best doctor who joke i’ve ever seen
give me a D, give me an O, give me an N, give me an E
i can give you a D
I’ll give you an N and an O
looks like the E is…missing
this is literally the best fucking joke on tumblr oh my gosh
how much can a whale ejaculate????
The average whale usually ejaculates as much as 300 gallons of semen.
who’s afraid of the big
I understood that reference!
please dont do this to me again you guys
sometimes I feel like a seal is just a neutral sea lion
without an ion
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