irresistable


newpope:

newpope:

newpope:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide






dietchola:

ahrned:

dietchola:

a giant thing of grapes is singing evanessence 



IM SHITTING

dietchola:

ahrned:

dietchola:

a giant thing of grapes is singing evanessence 

IM SHITTING

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I once finished a game of monopoly.

I have.
It took about 12 people playing, and 8 hours.
Two people made a secret alliance when there was a break (and the banker who was NOT part of the game and acted as a judge during desperate times watched the board to be sure of no Tom-foolery) and pummeled everyone.
It was intense.


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shrek 06

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sparkafterdark:

artalias:

rosalinascometobservatory:

rosalinascometobservatory:

every post with shrek in it gets notes

every post with sonic 06 in it gets notes

so what happens if we combine them?

anger level: 1

regret level: 1

Has science gone too far

I went too fast and shrek’d myself

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wikatiepedia:

crimsoncamellianeko:

forimuchdesiretospeakwithhim:

wikatiepedia:

from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this

oh wow look how sarcastic that looks

that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary

DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION

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mehreenkasana:

International politics explained in one image.

mehreenkasana:

International politics explained in one image.





i-do-even-lift:

brittanakissed:

i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive

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Karen Gillan for z’Ombéal: Walking Dead Skin Care (X)

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  • plot twist: the third trial is a haircut. sam refuses. the gates of hell remain open forever.
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captain-snark:

Now your dash is safe from unwanted Angels

captain-snark:

Now your dash is safe from unwanted Angels

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vantasass:

majesticseducer:

bakerstreetbabes:

suddenlyfalling:

dajokingkid:

Share a Coke with Sherlock

“Share a coke with Sherlock” is some pretty unfortunate phrasing given what we know about the guy’s drug habits.

I snorted.

So did he.

im not evn in this fandom and this is fucking hilarious

vantasass:

majesticseducer:

bakerstreetbabes:

suddenlyfalling:

dajokingkid:

Share a Coke with Sherlock

“Share a coke with Sherlock” is some pretty unfortunate phrasing given what we know about the guy’s drug habits.

I snorted.

So did he.

im not evn in this fandom and this is fucking hilarious

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heysammy:

a-sorta-fairytale:

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with