my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide

I have.
It took about 12 people playing, and 8 hours.
Two people made a secret alliance when there was a break (and the banker who was NOT part of the game and acted as a judge during desperate times watched the board to be sure of no Tom-foolery) and pummeled everyone.
It was intense.


every post with shrek in it gets notes
every post with sonic 06 in it gets notes
so what happens if we combine them?
anger level: 1
regret level: 1
Has science gone too far
I went too fast and shrek’d myself
from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this
oh wow look how sarcastic that looks
that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary
DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION
i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive

Share a Coke with Sherlock
“Share a coke with Sherlock” is some pretty unfortunate phrasing given what we know about the guy’s drug habits.
I snorted.
So did he.
im not evn in this fandom and this is fucking hilarious
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with