homosaxual:

sadistic-tampon:

themano:

Pika

I JUSFT HIT KMY HEAD OF THE DOOR I THOUGHT THIDS WOUDL BE A CUTE STOP MOTION ANIMATION WITH A PIKACHU AND A CAT OH MY GFOD

are you telling me it’s not

sollybot:

I FINALLY RECORDED MYSELF EXPLAINING SOMETHING FUNNY ON TUMBLR TO MY MOM

I TRIED EXPLAINING THIS

IM GONNA FUCKING COMMIT

when she asks “why is that funny?” I JUST LOSE MY SHIT
WOW

lordoftheinternet:

heytinafey:

omg just watch

diane keaton is drunker than i am

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

1-4m-5h3rl0ck3d:

urban-pooka:

mid2000snatalieportman:

pushinglackadaisies:

mewlymae:

#’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants#genitalia is cool #carnivorous reptiles are not.

is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator

yes

If the alligator is limp, is it a reptile dysfunction?

we need to get outside

geeksotospeak:

goddammitinternet:

geeksotospeak:

somebody do this in a kermit voice

Okay here. 

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m8XKrRCZbu

OH MY GIODSOPGPFHD

I AM CRYING I WAS ON MY FRIENDS BLOG AND THE GIF FROZE AND IT LOOKS LIKE PETER PAN IS A GAY PEEPING TOM WHOSE ASS TOOTS OUT BEAMS OF SUNSHINE AND SPARKLING STARS.