I JUSFT HIT KMY HEAD OF THE DOOR I THOUGHT THIDS WOUDL BE A CUTE STOP MOTION ANIMATION WITH A PIKACHU AND A CAT OH MY GFOD
are you telling me it’s not
I FINALLY RECORDED MYSELF EXPLAINING SOMETHING FUNNY ON TUMBLR TO MY MOM
I TRIED EXPLAINING THIS
IM GONNA FUCKING COMMIT
when she asks “why is that funny?” I JUST LOSE MY SHIT
i only want 2 notes on each post the rest of my bloging career please respect my wishes
This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).
or you know this could be photoshopped
you tell me
this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true
Today I saw a Buddhist monk in his robes cracking himself up taking selfies with a cardboard cut out of the Pope. I’ve seen world peace, and it thinks it’s hilarious.
BODY ONCE TOLD ME
THIS IS ACTUALLY EVEN BETTER BECAUSE AN AXE IS PROBABLY THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED
is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator
If the alligator is limp, is it a reptile dysfunction?
we need to get outside
somebody do this in a kermit voice
OH MY GIODSOPGPFHD
I AM CRYING I WAS ON MY FRIENDS BLOG AND THE GIF FROZE AND IT LOOKS LIKE PETER PAN IS A GAY PEEPING TOM WHOSE ASS TOOTS OUT BEAMS OF SUNSHINE AND SPARKLING STARS.
i like my men how i like my chocolate: rich
well gorl lucky you christmas seems to have come early for a certain someone because I HAVE ARRIVED