these past couple of months just sort of completely solidified how big of an absolute shit human being I am hahaha YAY
Today, I am sad.
But the great thing about that is, I might just get un-sad. Maybe not quite happy, but not quite so sad.
It may not happen today, or even tomorrow, but it can happen.
And I think that’s a great thing.
So today at work my mind was really preoccupied. My guy coworker noticed first, actually, and immediately knew what it was about. I ended up spilling the beans about ALL of it to him and this other girl because I had thought about this up and down and wasn’t sure what my next step should be.
I mean, it felt good to get it out because I dang near had a panic attack about it.
But I still have no idea what to do.
And I just want to curl into a really nice soft blanket in like a closet somewhere with my teddy bear and just watch Netflix. Dobby can be there, too.
I don’t like feelings. I don’t like them. I don’t like feelings. I don’t like them. I don’t like feelings. I don’t like them. I don’t like feelings. I don’t like them. I don’t like feelings. I don’t like them. I don’t like feelings. I don’t like them. I don’t like feelings. I don’t like them. I don’t like feelings. I don’t like them. I don’t like feelings. I don’t like them. I don’t like feelings. I don’t like them. I don’t like feelings. I don’t like them. I don’t like feelings. I don’t like them. I don’t like feelings. I don’t like them. I don’t like feelings. I don’t like them. I don’t like feelings. I don’t like them. I don’t like feelings. I don’t like them. I don’t like feelings. I don’t like them. I don’t like feelings. I don’t like them. I don’t like feelings. I don’t like them. I don’t like feelings. I don’t like them. I don’t like feelings. I don’t like them. I don’t like feelings. I don’t like them. I don’t like feelings. I don’t like them. I don’t like feelings. I don’t like them.
I don’t FUCKING like emotions.
this movie <3
Even though I have an extremely early class tomorrow I stayed up on watched this because of all these gifs.
So many ugly-face crying was done. The ending could have had some work, though. But shit. This fucking movie, guys. At first I was like “she’s totally over-reacting to everything” but I don’t know. Something just clicked and then I related to her completely and then I was just…so much crying was done on my part. I don’t think I’ve cried like that in ages. Fuck.
Thank you tumblr, for yet again, opening me up to such pain and turmoil and FEELS AND TEARS.
This FUCKING movie, guys.
what if every spider i’ve ever crushed thought it was like, living in my house with me the whole time and one day i just flew off the handle and murdered it. like it just thought we were hanging out together.
has every spider died while feeling a sense of betrayal.
literally everyone on here is on drugs
Don’t forget the bee one.
And the time skip one where Fry moves the stars for Leela
Oh geeze. Why does television envoke so many emotions?
Slinky is trying so hard
The tale of a Slinky trying the best he could in his world. In this riveting new short film, Slinky overcomes what everyone thought was too foolish to even try. He completely abolishes the stair-eotypes of his ancestors and treads onto a new life.
"This had me at the edge of my seat gasping when he was at the lower right corner and nearly didn’t recover." - A voice in my head.
"Every single time he fumbled and almost stopped going, I thought I was going to let the beasts come out of me." - My sphincter.
"I literally screamed when he was close to the end of the treadmill. I FLAILED MY ARMS. I DON’T DO THAT FOR JUST ANYTHING." - What I yelled to my teddy afterward.
**This short film should be played with volume in order to be truly appreciated**
BRITISH VERSION OF THIS:
1. BOIL THE KETTLE - IF YOU HAVE TO USE A STOVE OR MICROWAVE SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOUR HOUSE
2. USE ANY WATER IN EXISTENCE - FUCK FILTERING THAT SHIT YOU DON’T HAVE TIME TO MAKE A PROFILE YOUR SHOW IS BACK ON IN 5 MINUTES PRESS A
3. THROW WHATEVER THE HELL TEABAG YOU HAVE IN THERE - FUCK LOOSE TEA THAT IS FOR WHEN YOU ORDER TEA OUTSIDE
4. USE YOUR STIRRING TEABAG METHOD OF CHOICE, ADD SUGAR/SWEETENER LIKE A BOSS OR NOT IF YOU ARE A HEALTHY BOSS
5. GRUMBLE LIKE A FISHERMAN BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO LEAVE THE KETTLE AREA TO GO TO THE FRIDGE TO GET MILK AND BACK TO IT AGAIN AFTER YOU ADD IT
6. RUN BACK TO WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING, TAKE A COMFORT SIP AND THEN EITHER FINISH IT OR FORGET ABOUT IT AND MOAN ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU LET IT GO COLD
****EDIT: IF YOU CAN’T SPOT IF NOT FROM THIS ALONE THEN THE NATURE OF MY TUMBLR THAT I’M NOT MAKING A DIG AT HER COMIC SIMPLY POINTING OUT HOW LAZY WE ARE OVER HERE WITH TEA THEN GET OFF THE INTERNET. THE COMIC COVERS ALL TEA OPTIONS. COME AT ME BRO.
THE AUSTRALIAN VERSION
JUST GET THE BLOODY BILLY ON THE FIRE AND THROW IN A FISTFUL OF TEA FOR EACH BUGGER AFTER THE WATER BOILS
TAKE OFF FIRE
WAIT UNTIL IT REACHES DESIRED STRENGTH
CAPABLE OF SUPPORTING A SPOON STOOD UPRIGHT IN IT IS IDEAL
WHACK BILLY TO ENCOURAGE SINKING OF TEA LEAVES
POUR IT OUT
ADD AS MUCH MILK AND SUGAR AS YOU LIKE OR NOT AT ALL
VEGEMITE IS ACCEPTABLE
DRINK IT DOWN WHILE RIDING OFF INTO THE OUTBACK ON YOUR BIG RED KANGAROO ON A SADDLE MADE OF DROPBEAR PELTS, WITH YOUR TRUSTY BRUMBY PACKING ALONG YOUR SWAG AND A DINGO BY YOUR SIDE
WHAT IS ENGLAND DOING?
OK NOW COPY THAT SHIT AND JUST CHANGE A FEW THINGS
NO PUSSY REAL “TEAWARE”, WE HAVE NORMAL COFFEE MUGS FOR THAT SHIT.
USE WHATEVER APPLIANCE YOU WANT TO HEAT THE DAMN WATER, YEAH WE SIGNED OUR FUCKING FREEDOM. NO ONE SAID IT WAS MANDATORY FOR KETTLES!
SIT LIKE A CLASSY MAN/WOMAN AND WAIT FOR IT TO BOIL
EAT SOME BACON
THROW A TEABAG IN THERE, LOOSE TEA IS FOR MY MONARCHIST AUNT.
DUMP SO MUCH SUGAR IN IT THAT YOU GET DIABETES AND SO MUCH MILK THAT YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE AND MILK THE COW, BETSY.
TAKE A SIP.
SCALD YOURSELF AND ALMOST DROP MUG, SPILLING IT DOWN THE FRONT OF YOUR BACK IN THE PROCESS.
REALIZE TEA ISN’T TOO MUCH OF YOUR THING AND GO BACK TO COFFEE.
FIND A CUP(?) (ANY CLEAN, CUP-LIKE INSTRUMENT WILL WORK)
FILL IT WITH TAP WATER
ADD FIVE SPOONFULS OF INSTANT ICED TEA POWDER
STIR THAT SHIT SO HARD YOU SPILL SOME ON THE COUNTER, LET GO OF THE SPOON SO YOU CAN WATCH IT SPIN
DRINK IT AND CHOKE BECAUSE IT’S TOO SWEET
POUR SOME INTO THE SINK AND ADD WATER IN HOPES THAT IT WILL TASTE ACCEPTABLE
REPEAT UNTIL YOU GET IT RIGHT
ADD ICE CUBES AND A STRAW TO ENHANCE CLASSINESS
FUCK THE KETTLE, JUST TAKE THE PAIL FROM THE SAUNA
IF THE WATER ISN’T BOILING, YOU’RE DOING SOMETHING WRONG
TOSS THE BIRCH VIHTA IN THE WATER AND LET IT SEEP FOR A WHILE
GET A BOTTLE OF VODKA
DRINK THE VODKA
FORGET THE “TEA” UNTIL IT COOLS DOWN
RINSE YOUR NAKED BODY WITH THE BIRCH TEA
GO ROLL IN THE SNOW AND SCREAM FOR YOUR ANCIENT GODS
BOIL WATER IN ELECTRIC KETTLE
TAKE OUT INSTANT COFFEE
…WHAT DO YOU MEAN “TEA”?
GET A POT AND PUT SOME WATER AND A BUNCH OF TEA BAGS IN THAT SONOFABITCH
BOIL THAT SHIT
PUT THAT SHIT IN A PITCHER
KEEP ADDING SUGAR
NO, YOU’RE NOT DONE YET
WHEN THE SUGAR HAS REACHED ITS SATURATION POINT AND IS NO LONGER ACTUALLY DISSOLVING IN BOILING WATER THEN YOU’RE DONE
(i am not making this up i know people who make it that way)
FILL THE REST OF THAT SHIT UP WITH WATER AND PUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN THE ICEBOX
ENJOY THAT SHIT WITH A NICE TASTY PLATE OF DEEP-FRIED THINGS
How To Make Tea. In multiple countries
omfpoop no one understands how badly I want to see this.
But no one wants to go with mee!!
This is BY. FUCKING. FAR. one of my favourite movies.
Of all time.
If I want to cry, and I have 4 hours to spare? I watch this movie. You want to know why I say 4 hours? Because sometimes I sob so hard I need to stop the movie, give myself a reality check that it’s just a movie, then I realize that this boat really did really sink, and this story could have possibly happened, even if it wasn’t exactly like this, but still, people had stories, and lives, and everything, and love and they were just gone, and dead, and frozen, and it ended, and after I’m done thinking about all of that I press play and then jack and rose get back on the screen and I’m done for again.
Someone come see this with meeee. :(
The Doctor And I by John Barrowman
And I’ll stand there with The Doctor
Feeling things I never felt
And though I never show it
I’ll be so happy I could melt
And so it will be for the rest of my life
And I want nothing else till I die
Held in such high esteem
When people see me they will scream
As part of TV’s favourite team
The Doctor and I.
ASDKFJLSKDJFLKSJDFL what is this
OHMYGOD EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS PERFECTION FUCK YES
SHUT EVERYTHING THE FUCK DOWN THIS IS WICKED AND DOCTOR WHO AND JOHN BARROWMAN ALL IN ONE POST OMG
Guys. My heart. It’s racing and crying and doing flips and doing everything a heart can’t literally do all together.
How I feel when I think about how cute and shit we used to be
How I feel when I try to contact you again
How I feel when you don’t reply to anything
Then after a while I end up feeling like