irresistable


niggercakes:

if you are on tumblr right now because you hate your family during holidays

hi

we love you

you are not alone

we will be your family


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should I stay home and be sensible?
or should I go out partying to my family’s house in the bx?
I have work at 3 btw.
suggestions?


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powerlesbian:

powerlesbian:

danneeled:

danneeled:

deck the halls with creys and feels, no no no no no no no no nope

sobs about people that aren’t real no no no no no no no no nope

oh my god is that one dying no no no no no no no no nope

please god help me i can’t stop crying no no no no no no no no no


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lubricates:

i’m dying

My speaker in my phone was covered by my teddy bear…for the first like 5 seconds I thought I was going crazy and hearing meows everywhere.

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sara-andtegan:

I hope everyone’s been good this year I wouldn’t want to see anybody get any cole in their stocking


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lovingmarshmellow:

MEMETASTIC.

lovingmarshmellow:

MEMETASTIC.

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17/11/2012 16:01
Roxy’s iPhone - Voice Memos
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hiddlesworth69:

sheets-butts-hornedhelmets:

Oh! i want to download this to my mp3…..

MY WORD THIS IS HREAT BECAUSE OF DOCTOR WHO AND I WILL PROBABLY NOT EVEN BE ABLE TO WALL BECAUSE IF THE FEELING WILL CRUSH ME.

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So guys.
This is horrible.
Like, bad.
My job.
It’s…
It’s…
playing Christmas music.


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STOP.
I just snort/laughed. Alone. While I’m on campus. Oh the workers are looking at me funny now. LOLOLOL.

STOP.

I just snort/laughed. Alone. While I’m on campus. Oh the workers are looking at me funny now. LOLOLOL.

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This is what I want for Christmas. Knee-highs and one with animals are preferred, but beggars shan’t be choosers. 

This is what I want for Christmas. Knee-highs and one with animals are preferred, but beggars shan’t be choosers. 

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