irresistable


buzzfeed:

Dang, children are super creepy.

The future of the world, everyone.
They fit in with this website full of murderers.

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qonorrhea:

text posts are like children
you delete the ones that dont succeed


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santini-houdini:

lit er al ly the best thing ever





geothebio:

i am terrified of having children because i’m afraid that i won’t be able to edit them in create-a-sim after i have them


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gamblingemperor:

one time when i was 5 i was sitting next to this girl from my class and we really hated each other for whatever reason and she thought that apple seeds were deadly poisonous (bc we learned that you arent supposed to eat them so she jumped to conclusions i guess) so she tried to feed me one and i said no and looking back on it i realize that she legitimately tried to murder me










other-wordly:

pronunciation | ‘na-kez

other-wordly:

pronunciation | ‘na-kez

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The four sweethearts at the end of that Jimmy Kimmel segment I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy.

I can’t! They’re all so sweet!





Looking at this for like 3 minutes and I can’t stop laughing. Ompoop

Looking at this for like 3 minutes and I can’t stop laughing.
Ompoop





amoureuux:

kodak-taught-me:

The world’s greatest essay, written by a 12-year-old who really, really hates plain doughnuts. 

OH MY GOD


Please tell me this person has found tumblr.

amoureuux:

kodak-taught-me:

The world’s greatest essay, written by a 12-year-old who really, really hates plain doughnuts.

OH MY GOD

Please tell me this person has found tumblr.





siriuslynotamuggle:

lokitookthetardis:

imadehimsaycomfychairs:

krabkakes15:

Doctor Who as a children’s book.

oH my heaRTtt.

This is how I will introduce my children to Doctor Who at a young age.

this is just, asdfghjkl. NO.

I feel so horribly horrible for my children and the insane mother they will have.

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fuckyeahthevoice:

Frank Sinatra, 46, and the father of three children, visited the Sunshine Home for Blind Children at Northwood, Middlesex yesterday on his world charity tour for handicapped children. He played with 24 sightless boys and girls and later said, “These children are so happy. They are certainly a lesson to grown-ups who gripe about life.”

fuckyeahthevoice:

Frank Sinatra, 46, and the father of three children, visited the Sunshine Home for Blind Children at Northwood, Middlesex yesterday on his world charity tour for handicapped children. He played with 24 sightless boys and girls and later said, “These children are so happy. They are certainly a lesson to grown-ups who gripe about life.”

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wehatecollege:

ciao-ragazzo

If I have kids, and they come out to anywhere near this active, just shut my uterus down right now. 

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