It Ends Here.
This is where it all comes down to; everything that is, will be, or has been. I stop here. It all stops here. I'm 19. I'm a female. I go to college. I'm not sure about much of anything. And that's okay with me.
Dr. Horrible Cocktail Set
Freeze Ray - Dr. Horrible:
1 oz Vodka
1.5 oz Creme de menthe
Sprite (~5 oz)Directions: Fill a highball glass with crushed ice. Add in the alcoholic ingredients and fill with Sprite (around 5 oz). Stir, serve and stop the world.
“This is the one. Stops time. Freeze Ray. Tell your friends.” - Dr. Horrible
___The Hammer - Captain Hammer:
1 oz Captain Morgan Spiced Rum
1 oz Canadian Whisky
1 oz Peach schnapps
Root BeerDirections: Mix alcoholic ingredients in a lowball glass over ice. Fill with your favorite root beer. Flex, serve, and be awesome.
“I don’t go to the gym, I’m just naturally like this.” - Captain Hammer
___Crazy Random Happenstance - Penny:
1/2 cup Strawberry Frozen Yogurt
2 oz RumChata rum cream
.5 oz Amaretto
5 Strawberries
4 Ice cubesDirections: Set aside one strawberry and blend the rest of the items. Pour into a large glass and garnish with the remaining strawberry. Serve and stay positive.
“We would be able to provide 250 new beds, get people off the streets and into job training so they could… buy rocket packs and go to the moon and become florists…” - Penny
___Notes: I had a ton of fun creating these drinks. Two years ago I saw Dr. Horrible on a whim and fell in love with it. I am anxiously awaiting the sequel!
Freeze Ray - To keep with the freezing theme, I wanted to have a drink with lots of ice and a minty flavor.
The Hammer - What is there to say about the Captain Hammer? He’s strong, not too bright, and kind of a wimp without his powers. The Captain Morgan and whiskey make a strong drink, but the peach schnapps reveals a hidden layer under the hardness. Be careful, as this cocktail might be sweet, but it will hit you like a hammer.
Crazy Random Happenstance - I couldn’t make a drink for Penny without including frozen yogurt. I’m very happy with how the glass I used is similar in size and shape to a frozen yogurt cup. This drink is sweet, innocent, and a perfect treat to give to a laundromat buddy.Drinks created and photographed by Mitch Hutts of The Drunken Moogle.
BONUS JOKE DRINK: MOIST (click to continue)
So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.
And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.
“Drink” it…
And no more will come out.
So here’s my proposition…
YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN
YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY
are you dean winchester because this sounds like something he would come up with
A company called Bevshots has produced a series of shots of booze under the microscope at the Florida State University’s chemistry labs.
Molecules at 1000x Magnification !
Champagne:
Dry Martini:
Margarita:
Pina Colada:
Sake:
Scotch:
Tequila:
Vodka:
my friend made an interesting point about skyrim
the only beverages in skyrim are alcoholic
maybe there is no magic, or dragons, or anything
maybe everyone is just drunk off their ass
Went to a party, the first one I’ve gone to since Dec/Jan, and I get really awkward. I mean, I didn’t know many people there. So don’t talk to anyone except like…4 people.
At parties I’m a dancing maniac….and I didn’t dance. Maybe a song and a half.
I drank with the intention of getting a buzz and nothing.
I leave and come home.
Now I’m sitting here with ice cream and looking for my cat…who is outside somewhere.
I mean…at least I left my house?
/:
I want to print this out
Yes to Tequila Sunrise, Margaritas, Rum & Cola, and Screw drivers.
