Experience: I’ve worn the same outfit as my husband for 35 years
‘If we need a new outfit, we go to the fabric shop together and pick out something we both like’
Photograph: Webb Chappell for the Guardian
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
Maybe we can trust ducks.
i want a duck now
OMSWEET PICKLES KITTY WAS SO PREOCCUPIED LOOKING AT THE LIZARD IN THE FRONT THAT ONE WAS ABLE TO CREEP UP BEHIND IT AND TAKE IT BY SURPRISE
I AM GOING TO PUKE
Kitty in a can
> I’m all happy now.
HE IS SO HAPPY I THINK I AM GOING TO CRY.
This is a homeless guy who lives on a bridge in Dublin City. Last week his rabbit was grabbed from him and thrown into the river below.. the River Liffey. Which is one of the most horrible rivers in Ireland. The currents are really strong and it’s filthy.. Anyway, as soon as the rabbit hit the water this guy was already hurdling off the bridge and towards the freezing river to save her. After hitting the water and successfully locating her, he proceeding to pump air back into her, making her regain consciousness and basically come back to life. I was talking to him today along with another woman and she asked “Why in the name of God did you jump into the water? Did you not think about it?!” and straight away he replied with “No. I didn’t stop to think. I just jumped. It was an instinct.. I needed to save her.”
For saving the rabbit, he was given the ‘compassionate citizen award’ by the charity Aran. The guy who threw the rabbit in the river has been charged with animal cruelty.
The homeless man was also given carrots for his rabbit and dog food for his dog. They also offered him a job.
This is a great man.
This is beautiful!
*bursts in to tears*
HOW MUCH OF AN ASSHOLE DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO TAKE A HOMELESS GUY’S RABBIT AND FUCKING THWOR IT IN THE FUCKNIG RIVELRKJSDFVLka jUST FUCK AHHHFalsdf
Age 104 year old man and his age 100 wife, they are poor. They have been married for 81 years and they never got to take a picture together on their wedding day. So when she finally tried on the wedding dress, he was so happy to hug her, and told her how beautiful she was.
Brb crying my eyes out
I like it when cats settle down and it looks like they don’t have any limbs
…and if you ever wondered what they look like from underneath when doing that:
I don’t understand why I’m laughing so hard
The Spider Who Couldn’t Hide
I HATE SPIDERS BUT OH MY GOD THIS WAS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS HELP
I actually love spiders and I just cracked the fuck up at this utterly
I just cracked the fuck up