It Ends Here.

ricksanscrotum:

i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat

groovymuttations:

“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on

Anonymous asked: YEEAAAAA BUDDY.. did you go to TUMBLRMARKETING(.)COM yet? FREE STUFF YEEAAAAAA

So apparently even in DR there was a fire in my family.

Get this: it was my cousin and her husband.

The SISTER of my cousin who got in the fire here.

GUYS. This is some crazy shit.

I now know why it’s so difficult for me to show emotions.

We just found out my cousin’s house burned down early this morning, and my cousin and her boyfriend got burned but their son is perfectly fine.

While my grandmother is crying everywhere and trying to find out who got burned where and how bad it is, (the boyfriend got burned kinda bad on his feet) and worrying about their baby and who’s going to take him in while they’re in the hospital…..my mother is just screaming “I TOLD YOU GUYS, THAT’S WHY I ALWAYS TELL YOU TO PUT OUT YOUR CANDLES.”

Really?
That’s what you’re thinking if right now?
She’s making this about her ALREADY.

Lol. I finally got my mom to cut my nails.

‘cause I’m lazy and I don’t like dealing with myself.

if we follow each other i automatically consider you my friend so don’t be surprised if i reply to your posts like i’ve known you for ages

I am sososo sorry to those who I follow and I reply like this. It’s only afterward that I realize “shit….I’ve never actually met this person. I’ve never had a conversation with them. Shit I sound like a lunatic.”

(Source: bieberarts)

astridlovesanime:

fireferretcaptainmako:

kimiknowsthesecrets:

the-water-warrior:

maidenmarvel:

sifu-sam:

irohs-the-man:

avatarstateyipyip:

unlimitedobsessions:

the-sunbird:

the-ryuchan:

atra-feathers:

jinseimajo:

no-sir-thats-paper:

OH GOD.

Even Satan doesn’t want me.

Okay.

Oh.

Um…. Satan…. Calm down…

I think I got the worst one T_T FUCK WHY?!

So Satan is FABULOUS. 

(Source: thegifinyourfolder)

indigowillowsun:

bethifer:

indigowillowsun:

Why can’t I be topless all the time and it be social acceptable? I’ll do the pants thing, but seriously can I just take off my shirt and go to the movies?

Women should be able to take off their shirts wherever men take off theirs. It’s just another patriarchal control. We actually have more reason to take off our shirts than they do since our chesticles can be used to feed our children.

How did I never see this? How did you use the word ‘chesticles’? IS THAT REALLY A WORD? Obviously you’re the best for using/creating chesticles. I agree with you and I also agree with myself. Topless = happiness.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/story/2011/08/09/toronto-topless-martin.html

WIsh the states had something like that. :(